sam

sam
1. (Sam) (5851↑, 3235↓)
Sam means the name of one person who is: Super At Masterbation

"I bet your not Sam...like me"

Author: UrbanDefinitions http://sam.urbanup.com/1989276
2. (Sam) (4003↑, 2274↓)
Sexy Attractive Male

"Hi I'm a sexy attractive male, but you can call me Sam for short."

3. (sam) (3081↑, 1967↓)
sam is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest.

whitey. "man you two are cool, what are your names?" SamW. "my name is sam williams," SamF. "my name is Sam Fox," whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player," then at once they all said "LEGEND\!\!\!"

4. (Sam) (1841↑, 991↓)
a man that causes uncontrollable sexual desire in attractive girls

attractive girl) damn i want Sam now

Author: .......................,.,.,., http://sam.urbanup.com/3276654
5. (Sam) (1720↑, 1369↓)
usually a male with an extremely large cock with bulgy veins and a big proud head. This abnormally is due to excessive masturbation.

Person 1: Dude did you see that guys dick in that porno?It was colossal\! Person 2: Ya dude\! I bet that guys name was Sam\!

6. (Sam) (1373↑, 1024↓)
A girls name, short for [Samantha]. Generally perfection.

"Man, if only my girlfriend was more of a Sam."

7. (sam) (814↑, 575↓)
1. Persons Name- 2. "Asked of God" (Religious) 3. SAM(Surface to Air Missile-Acronym)

1. I was named Sam, by my parents because it was easy going and nice and short.

8. (Sam) (306↑, 66↓)
Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything\! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius\! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change.

"See that guy over there, yeh he could so be called Sam."

9. (sam) (337↑, 123↓)
Is caring and lovley would be a good boyfriend, so give him a go ;) sticks to his word and tries his best to cheer everyone up tends to torment.

sam puts a smile on my face

10. (SAM) (325↑, 126↓)
Sexy Ass Muthafucka

phil is a sam. We gave the boys at the club a nickname which is sam.

Author: lightskinhoney http://sam.urbanup.com/3818546
11. (Sam) (231↑, 61↓)
Sam is short for Samuel. Will be an awesome friend and really nice. his hair is unbelievably soft. He has girls chasing after him and he will chase them back. HILARIOUS\!..cute kid..

" that guy is such a cutie. he is funny and sweet. he must be a Sam."

Author: you know baby\! http://sam.urbanup.com/3918616
12. (Sam) (193↑, 90↓)
An uuber rad guy, who makes a great boyfriend, also referred to as a Llama.

He's the best guy ever what a sam\!

Author: laurelmarie1991 http://sam.urbanup.com/3672255
13. (Sam) (84↑, 30↓)
The kindest person I have ever met, so generous and so dam sexy\! Everything about him is top notch\! My best friend. Out of everything though the best thing about him is that he chose me to love everyday for the rest of his life. Love You xx

Person 1: Who is that sexy guy over there? Me: My boyfriend Sam :D Person 1: Some people get all the luck...

14. (sam) (615↑, 563↓)
short for Standard Asian Measurement. Offically 4'11, 95 lbs. A way to measure anything using a standard asian person as your guide.

That 2 story building is roughly 6 sams tall.

15. (sam) (66↑, 20↓)
One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet in your entire life. He makes you feel certain ways that are hard to explain. Everything he says and does seems to fill you with joy somehow. It's impossible to let someone this special just pass you by, which is why once you met a Sam, never ever let him go.

'I met this guy called Sam.' 'THATS AWESOME\! I wish I could meet a Sam'

Author: nikkinicoliee http://sam.urbanup.com/4879275
16. (Sam) (103↑, 62↓)
An acronym for Sexily Arouses Mistresses (meaning turns on girls). Can also mean Sexy Attractive Male or Super At Masturbating. In most cases all apply, though when used to define skill masturbating it also implies a cock that is larger than normal but not freakishly so. Just enough to make girls wet and groan with longing. Also, the term "masturbating" is used incorrectly here, it does not mean the act of "self-sex" but rather obtaining sexual gratification by means of the hand, e.g. fingering a hot babe until she cums.

Jenny: Did you see that guy in the hallway Claire: OMG he was a total SAM Jenny: (groan) Ohhh.. he made me so horny Claire: Me too\! Let's go have lesbian sex while we fantasize about him Jenny:YUM\!

Author: Jessica Slovia http://sam.urbanup.com/3933038
17. (Sam) (54↑, 14↓)
A girl who tried to search her name on Urban Dictionary but got results such as "Super At Masturbating" and "Sexy Attractive Male" so she submitted her own defination that didn't really define her but reached out to other Sams who had the same problem. Other than that, a Sam is an amazingly smart girl who helps people with homework and other problems. Usually short tempered, and likes to get things done. Organized, and goal-oriented. Also did not send this defination in.

Guy \#1: "Dude, I don't get this homework at all\!" Guy \#2: "Just go ask Sam, she helped me with last night's assignments."

Author: dayuuumgurl http://sam.urbanup.com/5293359
18. (Sam) (58↑, 26↓)
One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet in your entire life. He makes you feel certain ways that are hard to explain. Everything thing he says and does seems to fill you will joy somehow. it's impossible to let someone this special just pass you by, which is why once you met a Sam, never ever let him go.

'I met this guy called Sam.' 'THATS AWESOME\! I wish I could meet a Sam'

Author: nikkinicolie http://sam.urbanup.com/4876943
19. (Sam) (60↑, 30↓)
the awesomeest person on the face of the planet he is the sweetest dude ever with the brightest eyes ever he can make you happy when your sad hes a sexxxyyy beasttt he fucking roxxx and if you dont agree you can go fuck a rock(:

[Sam is the sexiest beast ever\!]

20. (Sam) (43↑, 15↓)
A goregous, funny, loving athletic girl with a perfect body. Shes a great friend, Shes fun to hangout with, You can trust her with any secret. The guys love her and are always chasing her:)

Guy1: have you seen that girl sam? Guy2: yyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Guy1: shes madddd hot Guy2: i kno

Author: peacelovesexiiiii http://sam.urbanup.com/4176724
21. (Sam) (54↑, 28↓)
an insanely and annoyingly smart person.

I wanna be sam.

Author: Mudd D. Waterz http://sam.urbanup.com/3902268
22. (Sam) (111↑, 85↓)
A handsome and amazing person. He says little things that make you blush. He makes all the other girls swoon and doesnt notice becuase he is to busy with his girl. He has an amazing dress sense and never seems to be unhappy. Always has a smile Has a duck called liam. Loves a girl called [Beckie]

That boy is such a sam I know he makes my heart beat. But he is with Beckie *cries*

Author: LoveHim4Lyf http://sam.urbanup.com/3318894
23. (Sam) (35↑, 10↓)
Short for Samantha; A Beautiful girl that is fun, nice, hot, fun to be around, a great person, if you ever meet her befriend her asap\! Although its clear that she is great, she doesn't believe it, but thats just her nature. :)

My day has been going bad... T_T Oh Sam is here\!\!\! :DDD

Author: seensunforthefirsttime http://sam.urbanup.com/4631096
24. (Sam) (68↑, 47↓)
The definition of a sam is a person who is not really afraid to show her real self and doesnt care what anyone thinks of her despite what she might do. A sam is also someone who can get through anything despite the situation as well as knowing what to do, and she will get through her troubles (i know it)\!\!\! Please cheer up Sam\!\! Please\! i dont like seeing you sad\!

Sam is as tough as nails\!

Author: Daniel Alan Gibson http://sam.urbanup.com/3279916
25. (Sam) (114↑, 98↓)
A sexy girl that every guy wants, usually has Double D titties. She is not a hoe but she loves being around guys and usually has multiple guys friends. Secretly desires to have a huge ass to counteract her titties. If you have ever dated a Sam and left her you are stupid go try and get her back now. Oh yea and Sam's are great in bed\!\! they stay wet a night long\!\!\!

Hey you seen sam today? Sam.. Sam.. Sam.. oh with the big ass titties yea she is hot

Author: Samantha a.k.a Sam http://sam.urbanup.com/3658184
26. (Sam) (24↑, 11↓)
A extremly Attractive male that usually has the biggest penis in the room. His "junk" usually ranges from 7-9 inches

man that guy is totally a Sam

Author: holahola2014 http://sam.urbanup.com/4957620
27. (Sam) (22↑, 10↓)
Sam is an amazing man with a great sense of humor. He can always make any girl laugh or smile. Also is amazing in bed if you can get him there. But if you do trust me you will be in for a good time. On top of that he is a sweet guy. He may have a hard exterior and may look angry sometimes but he's just focused. But I wouldn't want to piss him off. Makes an amazing boyfriend. He's the type of boyfriend that will do anything just to see you smile. Even if that means making a huge trip out of his way to see you. Or write you a letter telling you how much he loves you. Any girl would be lucky to have him. So if you have a Sam don't ever let him go. You will regret it.

1. Jessica: "dang that guy over there is sexy\!" Brianna: " yeah I know, his name is Sam" Jessica: " Oh well that explains it." Jessica: " I heard he's amazing in bed" Brianna: " Thats true but only with his girlfriend. Jessica: " Awh, man" 2. [Sam] to [Jolene] I love you babe, you are thee best girlfriend in the world\!

Author: sweetthang123 http://sam.urbanup.com/5178736
28. (Sam) (22↑, 10↓)
A girl who acts more like a guy then she does a girl.When hanging with the guys, shes one of the dudes, not a dudet. Normaly engangeing in the manly man activities aswell. The name Sam is shortend from Samantha. Hence helping with her boyish attitude.

Dude A: "Dude, look at her, shes just like the guys\!" Dude B: "Nope, shes just Sam."

Author: 19inchesofhillshirefarms http://sam.urbanup.com/4319749
29. (Sam) (44↑, 32↓)
A good looking boy, with an extremely large cock, the Sam's that work in real estate tend to have the biggest cocks in the office.

Tony: Rick, How big is your cock Rick: it's 21 inches Big, but if i show you and Sam happens to see it, i would feel embarrassed Tony: Why??? Rick: Well im Captain Erector with a 21 inch cock, But Sam has a 21 Meter Cock

30. (sam) (166↑, 156↓)
a cute little guy who always changes his mind and can nvr like the same girl for more than a month hes [sweet] and he can always make me smile

Yea sam is my buddy =-D your JEALOUSE

Author: urmomrocksmysocksoff http://sam.urbanup.com/2833093
31. (Sam) (42↑, 32↓)
one crazy awesome girl. Loves to rock out. Usually used in great context. She has Her Fingers on the pulse of all that is Fun.

James- "I'm bored." Erin- "You should hang with Sam today"

Author: Super Jenius http://sam.urbanup.com/3291985
32. (sam) (12↑, 4↓)
sam is a boy who is very cute and very sweet , but can be mean at times when he feels the need. he will lead you on and make you fall in love , and then he will most likely break your heart and u will still love him.

man , im still not over sam .

33. (Sam) (7↑, 0↓)
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Very sweet, sensitive, smart, sexy, loveable, caring. Has the makings for an amazing boyfriend. Makes you laugh, a good listener, will cry with you. Strong, big heart, amazing blue eyes.

He is nice but not like Sam

34. (Sam) (11↑, 4↓)
An amazing, caring, sweetheart. Says the sweetest things, they may be cheesy but he doesn't say them just to get the good stuff. You can count on a Sam with everything, he keeps secrets. He's very trustworthy. He's hard to get out of your mind, and has an amazing personality. To lose a Sam, is like losing your mind.

Wow, I want a Sam of my own. :)

35. (Sam) (11↑, 4↓)
Sam is one of the most wonderful guys I have ever met. He will always make you laugh no matter how sad you are. He cares about you more than you know, even though some people may think he is an asshole, he is the sweetest man. He would save you from an alligator as long as it didn't try to eat him. He is perfect in every way possible. Best guy\!\!\!\!

I wish my boyfriend was Sam.

36. (sam) (9↑, 2↓)
a very common name which can also be used as term for restaurant city addicts

guy 1: I pulled a sam yesterday guy 2: you stayed up all night on RC?

37. (Sam) (13↑, 6↓)
A person who is both a closet-hippie and a gangsta-thug at the same time.

The hip hop artist Kid Cudi is a sam. Steve: "Damn, that girl's a real Sam. She's got the hoop earrings, AND a peace sign bracelet."

38. (SAM) (15↑, 8↓)
SEXUALLY ACTIVE MALE, grate in sex and can satisfy any woman.

You are a SAM

39. (Sam) (7↑, 1↓)
An amazing, caring, sweetheart. Says the sweetest things, they may be cheesy but he doesn't say them just to get the good stuff. You can count on a Sam with everything, he keeps secrets. He's very trustworthy. He's hard to get out of your mind, and has an amazing personality. To lose a Sam, is like losing your mind.

Wow, I want a Sam of my own. :)

40. (Sam) (12↑, 6↓)
Amazing at masturbation and excellent at flirting, always gets the girls

He is soooo like Sam.

41. (Sam) (12↑, 6↓)
a boy who is caring and will always be there for you. can be emotional but is also very self-sufficient. loves to talk about everything and anything. has good taste in music. he's been jamie's bestfriend since 5th grade. he's sweet and is someone you could really see falling in love with. doesn't have the best history with girls from the past but hopefully it won't still be the same in the future. has the most kick-ass sister you could ever meet. he's everything you could ask for, and so much more.

girl: do you know sam? other girl: yeah i love sam\!

42. (Sam) (5↑, 0↓)
Sam: To be of equal or greater coolness than a unicorn pimp.

Shit son, that dude(tte) just out-pimped that unicorn\!" "Dayumn foo, must be a Sam.

Author: UncleSamFFI http://sam.urbanup.com/5781092
43. (Sam) (11↑, 6↓)
Sam is a great friend for anyone to have. he always makes people laugh and cheers people up when they are down. he is too hard on himself though and is a lovely guy. a best friend any girl could have.

Jelsey: sam is a great guy.

Author: Jellyybeann http://sam.urbanup.com/5158930
44. (Sam) (5↑, 1↓)
To [Sam] is to throw up after going on particularly spinney rides at a music festival

"wow i think you might be about to Sam everywhere" "No i'll be fine i'm just gonna lie down" *sams everywhere* "told you so"

45. (Sam) (5↑, 1↓)
The sexiest gay man in the world. Even the extra-terrestrials can't compete with this fine sista.

Sam, SHANTAY\!

Author: Elise Amina http://sam.urbanup.com/5811604
46. (Sam) (11↑, 7↓)
Sam the most sexiest guy you will ever meet. Has a giant penis and has loads of girls chasing him. And is great at sex.

Sam

47. (SAM) (11↑, 7↓)
Silly Asian Mother - Asian mothers who stress more about their children's schoolwork than their kids do, are super strict and hold uber conservative views on such diverse issues as dress code, music, dating, and how to save money.

Asian Girl \#1: Maaan, my mom jus argued w/ the store manager for 30 min just so she could return a shirt that costs $10 Asian Girl \#2: My mom's like that too, our moms are such SAMs

48. (Sam) (3↑, 0↓)
One of he most smartest, most funny people on the planet. Sam is good at everything but isnt over confident and he doesnt brag. He usually likes to prase others instead of himself. He is one of the most lovae-able, kind hearted person you will meet and you shoud snatch him up before anyother girl does because he is a hot ticket.

Person 1: Oh my god, [Sam] just asked me out on a date\! Person 2: Oh my gosh you must [snatch] him because he is a [sexy] [wild cat\!] Person 1: Its alright. I already said [YES\!]

49. (Sam) (2↑, 0↓)
Sam is a guy who is so much fun in a nerdy kinda way. He loves to read and write, he loves anime. He is hot but doesn't now it. He is an attractive nerdy athlete. He has that sick and disturbing kinda humor. He is just so hot.

Kayla: "Wow, who is that? He's so hot. But he's such a nerd. And he's an athlete? There is a God." Jasmine: "You don't know? That's Sam."

Author: Samsgirl\<3 http://sam.urbanup.com/5997883
50. (sam) (10↑, 8↓)
A female who is promiscuous in nature and never turns down a hard, or semi-hard penis. From a young age she practices threesomes and fellatio on local scum. With her room-temperature IQ she is also a vessel rife with disease and should be avoided if you wish to live a healthy life.

guy1 - "That sam chick sure sucks a mean cock." guy2 - "Been there, done that... Hope you wrapped your willy." guy1 - "Why is that?" guy2 - "Get tested and find out."

Author: ragincajun666 http://sam.urbanup.com/4854802
51. (Sam) (32↑, 30↓)
A ninja who has a stuffed squirrel and likes lemurs and lucky enough to know a munchlax, loves to eat pie, does not mind his girl friend driving his car, and is addicted to Monster.

wow is that a sam with a lemur and munchlax drinking a monster and eating pie?? i think it is. i want one\!\!

Author: lemurandmunchlax http://sam.urbanup.com/3812885
52. (Sam) (3↑, 2↓)
Someone with tuna or another species of edible fish in their hair.

Bob: 'Hey Sam, you've got a bit of tuna in your hair mate.' Sam: 'Oh yeah, thanks mate'

53. (Sam) (4↑, 3↓)
An boy whose lying is out of control. Says he's Russian but then, doesn't really prove it. He thinks his IQ is at genius level but, he's a high school drop out. In general, just a lying, full of himself, thinks he can have any girl he wants but is scared to even talk to one because he's afraid of rejection, asshole.

Sam Harrison

54. (Sam) (3↑, 2↓)
A awesome guy who likes pie and his ps3\! He is too smart for most people and he can be really annoying\! But he is still awesome.

Guy1: Hey there's sam\! Guy2: Yeah, but he is too smart for me. Guy1: Yeah, but even though he is too smart he plays Call of Duty on the PS3 he gave me his online ID. Guy2: Cool dude\! Can you give me it? Guy1: Yeah sure.

Author: YOUR MOMMA AND HES CALLI*NG YO http://sam.urbanup.com/5716264
55. (Sam) (6↑, 5↓)
despite many aggravating instances usually a good friend to have but also a asshole. sometimes.

Hey have you seen sam?" " No but i can see his ginger hair from over here.

Author: Funny as hell7 http://sam.urbanup.com/5417351
56. (Sam) (5↑, 4↓)
Swagged As a Motha Fucker. Similar to the word HAM (Hard As a Motha Fucker.)

For real though, I went SAM at that party making everyone else look like lames.

Author: Midwest Ghost Writer http://sam.urbanup.com/5337326
57. (Sam) (4↑, 3↓)
13 and a half inch cock, 4 around and can use it like no other. a compleat sex god. thats why he cant run fast like most. he has two brains and uses them for everything.

(two girls)we had a threesome with sam and we couldnt take all of it. we have to find a friend

58. (Sam) (5↑, 4↓)
someone who tells you to go on urban dictionary for the first time without telling you WHAT it is just so you can get a "proper" education. Usually this someone tells someone to go to urban dictionary when they have little knowledge of most of the words mentioned on this site.

sam says, "Hey michelle go to urbandictionary.com\! I know you will enjoy it. (snikker snikker)"

Author: flushy the cat http://sam.urbanup.com/5094596
59. (Sam) (41↑, 40↓)
Adorable human being who is worthy of any one. You could only be so lucky to be friends with her. But she can't make pancakes. And she likes to color\! And has a tendency to eat SUBWAY and APPLEBEE'S. Best human being on the planet.

I'm really glad I'm friends with "insert name here." But she is no Sam Nowak.

Author: Sara Bo Beara =] http://sam.urbanup.com/3299999
60. (Sam) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who gets [trapped] in the [toilet].

"did you hear what happened the other day, she was a total [sam]". "There she was taking pictures of the guy's [skidmarks] when the door locked itself behind her, she had to phone for help, what a [sam] moment".

Author: Gizmoobb117 http://sam.urbanup.com/6402250
61. (Sam) (0↑, 0↓)
One who prefers the sexual company of inanimate objects, usually stuffed animals.

Did you see what that man is doing over there? He's definitely a Sam.

Author: Carolina B23 http://sam.urbanup.com/6382854
62. (Sam) (0↑, 0↓)
A kid that is often called gay by others cause the stuff he does is usually funnier then the stuff they do.

\#1 "Sam is so gay" \#2 "Why what did he do?" \#1 "He is just gay\!"

Author: P3n1s L1ck3r 69 http://sam.urbanup.com/6382516
63. (Sam) (0↑, 0↓)
A complete grot bag that can relate any conversation to sex and always has the dirtiest stories to tell. Someone you would have a great deal of fun with. The dirtiest mind of them all.

God you're a total Sam. Man that girl looks like a Sam.

64. (Sam) (0↑, 0↓)
The most amazing human being on the face of this earth. He'll love everything about the girl he chooses to be with and that girl is the luckiest alive. He's brilliant and handsome\! No one could compare to a Sam. They are amazing, they are in Gods perfect image. Sam's are typically amazing kissers, they have big dicks, and a beautiful girlfriend to finish the touch. A girl without a Sam isn't a girl at all... She's a dike.

Girl 1: I wish I had a Sam like you do\! Girl 2: Everyone wishes they had a Sam... He's perfect

Author: 022711forever http://sam.urbanup.com/6360749
65. (Sam) (1↑, 1↓)
an amazing nice sweet, caring, and not a dick to people. He'll be crazy unselfish and will be an amzing boyfriend

I wish he was more like a Sam,

Author: swagman blaze http://sam.urbanup.com/6238523
66. (Sam) (0↑, 0↓)
Another word for a nugget obsession

"I love chicken nuggets" "you are totally a Sam"

67. (Sam) (1↑, 1↓)
Is beautiful from her beautiful eyes to her super duper cute laugh. I could not have asked for anything better. I love her so much

Sam could be sumed up smart cute gorgeous intelligent

68. (Sam) (1↑, 1↓)
A name given to a boy who's very nice, loving and kind. Yet if you get on the wrong side of him, there's sure to be trouble. He's a player but a nice one. Great kisser and is very smart but doesn't show it, popular boy.

Did you hear about Sam and Jani? No, what happened? Everyone's talking about it, Sam was with Jani but was with another girl behind her back\! Now he hates her and is blaming her for everthing that went wrong\! Seriously?\! Poor Jani... I know, she said he's a good kisser though\! Yay\! More for us\!

Author: truthfuldotcom http://sam.urbanup.com/5910824
69. (Sam) (1↑, 1↓)
Often confused with Moses. Sam led the Israelites across the Red Sea to freedom. Sam later went on to write several hit albums such as "Knockin' on Heaven's Whore" and "Blood, Sweat, and Beers". Sam later died of a drug overdose outside the Bellagio in Las Vegas.

What in the name of [Sam] are you doing? Now zip your pants, and put Fifi back in the dog house.

Author: The Sugarhill Gang http://sam.urbanup.com/5846687
70. (Sam) (2↑, 2↓)
Sexy ass, whore, can make any guys plessure level increase in a second. Has all the guys around her dying. Though don't want to make her mad, she can fight.

Damn Sam you so fine. you so fine you blow my mind.

71. (Sam) (6↑, 6↓)
a nickname for a girl named Samantha and a full name for a boy

Sam is awesome\! (:

Author: samantha (: http://sam.urbanup.com/4815830
72. (sam) (8↑, 8↓)
a girl who likes to party but not to much.. she has a good sense of humor and is sometimes sarcastic. sam's with blonde hair and brown eyes are the best. she doesnt go with just any guys but the ones who really mean something. she is spunky and awesome.. she has a lot of friends who cares about her and that she cares about. she is a little self conscious but she is the closest thing to being perfect... she might be a little irascible but its funny when she gets mad.. some say she is easily chapped...life without her would suck

aww she is such a sam

73. (sam) (0↑, 1↓)
usually a stupid fuck who tells people he loves them then leaves them with in a few weeks. normally isnt very intelligent, and is very unattractive. NOBODY\! likes him because hes a gay douche.

girl 1- ew look at him\! girl 2- he looks just like a sam\!

Author: samual hater http://sam.urbanup.com/6325687
74. (Sam) (0↑, 1↓)
1) A blondie [porn addict] skater boy. 2) Stands for Super At Mastrabtion

1) Girl1: You see that guy over there? Girl2: The blonde one? Yea. Girl1: I know him. He's a total Sam. 2)His left arm is more musclar than the right. He must be a Sam

Author: ChocolateNarwhal http://sam.urbanup.com/6322943
75. (SAM) (1↑, 2↓)
Acronym for Stoned As a Motherfucker

I am SAM. I love to eat while I am totally SAM.

Author: boomboombabyy http://sam.urbanup.com/6157933
76. (Sam) (0↑, 1↓)
You know, Sam is not what you think. 1 Sam is a boy or man who really cares. Someone who can change your mind when you're sad or make you laugh when your day has been terrible. 2 A romantic from either gender. A boy or girl who believes there's really someone out there who matters and who they matter to. Someone they can hold on to for the rest of their life and love forever. No strings attached. 3 A Sam is a good looking guy. The kind of guy who makes you look twice when you're walking down the street.

1. Amy: I've just had a pretty bad day... Sam: \>says amazing things\< Amy: Oh Sam... :) 2. Amy: I don't really think there's anyone out there for me... Sam: Of course there is. Never give up hope\! 3. Amy: Did you see that guy? River: He was totally a Sam...

Author: katiecutie36 http://sam.urbanup.com/6126287
77. (sam) (0↑, 1↓)
an extremely short midget who is completely obsessed with asians and their tic-tac sized weiners

quit being a [sam] and go for the big ones

78. (Sam) (1↑, 2↓)
If only he could see the girl of his dreams is near him right now. She loves him with all her heart. If only that sam loved her back.

Sam. The guy every guy wants to be, and the guy every girl wants.

79. (Sam) (2↑, 3↓)
The guy that everyone wants to hit in the face

That guy is such a Sam.

80. (sam) (4↑, 5↓)
the biggest manwhore in rustburg. loves to lie and play games, been with lori for awhile but still fucks around with anything he can fuck. Fat ugly chunky loose whore..he fucks them all. His dick controls him and its disgusting. One boy you cannot trust, he has problems. Grosss

girl, i got drunk and hooked up with sam calohan last night" "oh girl i did too\! that nasty" "gross girl, and look lori is still with him" "poor girl" "plus his dick wasnt even good\!

Author: anonymousbaybaye http://sam.urbanup.com/5443969
81. (sam) (1↑, 2↓)
this is a name given to a person such as sam cam.samhantha.this name is only given to the best people on earth.these people usally are in love with thier best friends.an example?nicole.or amanda.eaither or.these people know how to kick ass and are good at it too.an example?ricky.these kinds of people always look good.an example?buying things from vacation that thier mothers would never approve of.this is what it is like to be a sam.are you a sam?is your mom a sam?i wish i was a sam.

sam.

82. (sam) (5↑, 6↓)
n. sexy-asian-man

oh i was watching that asian show.....DAYUM THAT GUY WAS A SAM\!

Author: thebeastoftaccos http://sam.urbanup.com/5086809
83. (SAM) (4↑, 5↓)
Another name for a booty call. Stands for Sex, Alcohol and Money(or marijuana) because thats the only time you see them is when you need one of those. Works especially well not to distinguish between a male or female individual around the opposite sex.

"What did you do last night?" "Went to see SAM\!" "How was she?" "We got drunk and screwed. Then I rolled out\!"

Author: Big Josh Stud http://sam.urbanup.com/4739046
84. (Sam) (27↑, 28↓)
A bit of a loser, who likes to think he's cool. The type that thinks Star Wars Gaming is the new rave. Always has THE hottest girlfriend that all of the guys want. Demanding in bed ;). But all in all an alright kind of guy. The loveable type that you'd be lucky to have. :)

I want a Sam like that. ;)

85. (Sam) (1↑, 3↓)
A 15 year old child obsessed with anime fantasy. No real life but thinks that passing basic classes makes him smart when passing basic classes is actually akin to epically failing all normal classes. Hates cats but ironically owns THREE. curly brown hair. bad breath. reeks glasses. owns several thousand japanese katanas. to sum it all up he'll look like a wookie with samurai pants on.

B. "dude sam is speaking japanese again" Sam "Teryaki suzuki toyota honda civic\!\!\!" B. "oh crap now he's got his sword out" Sam "aaggggghhhhhh\!\!\!\!" *trips and stabs himself on sword* Sam "Konichiwaaaaaa........"

86. (SAM) (0↑, 2↓)
sam, a beautiful athlete that is real cute and is at the same time really cool and real athletic. sams are most of the time bestfriends with sias. but sams are just better because they're cuter and better at sports.

coach: you have to do better than this \!\! athlete: i wish i was a sam.

87. (Sam) (0↑, 2↓)
Usually attracted to men. Enjoys being the girl in the relationship. He knows when its time to take a good pounding. Not afraid to take one for the team,from the whole team. enjoys to take long walks on the nude gay beaches. Knows his way with a dick at all times and not afraid to get down on all fours for any man.

I saw you getting so sam with those guys last night i saw you get down and take it like sam

Author: the black momba http://sam.urbanup.com/6148227
88. (sam) (2↑, 4↓)
the most amazing and understanding person you will ever meet. sam is always there for you and usually ends up falling in love with a girl named liz. if you have a sam never let him go. sam's are perfect. sam is sexy and hot. he has a cute voice and is easily liked with his unforgettable charm.

oh my god sam is just the perfect boyfriend ever and i dont know what i would do without him.

89. (Sam) (2↑, 4↓)
1-One who thinks he has absolute knowledge about video-games, but has none at all. 2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense. 3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.

Sam: "The AK74u in Black Ops is based on the one in Rambo." X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2\!" Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige\!" Y: "I'm 5th prestige." Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games\!\!\!"

90. (Sam) (5↑, 7↓)
These people are often known to be small and have rat like features, they also have a secret obsession with other boys and like to scamper round at night into peoples houses looking for left over food.

Matt: What the fuck is that in my mouse trap ?\!?\! Ross: Oh, Don't worry, That's just a Sam.

Author: Sarah Tool Scurr http://sam.urbanup.com/5040571
91. (SAM) (6↑, 8↓)
Ski Area Management (SAM) are college students who are badass, smokes, and have lotsa sweet parties. SAMs, as they're referred to, are the masters of their domain, which is the snow, and will be found on the hill whenever there is one open and even when they're not\! This is the most awesome degree known to mankind.

Ahh Son \!\!\!\! , IT'S A SAM THING ...

Author: SAM Man Son\! http://sam.urbanup.com/4420818
92. (Sam) (9↑, 11↓)
A good friend(s) of mine: 1.) Sam; a punk, scene girl who likes to have fun and just be herself. She's a great girl who has to watch her sister way too much. 2.) Sam; a cool girl that doesn't live on base but have beome very fond of over the last few months. She's likes to hang out with me and my close friends. A little perverted but nothing no one I know can't handle.

[ Sam \# 1 & 2: Both very cool girls who often find themselves in awkward situations with me and my buddies]

Author: PaperclipKiller http://sam.urbanup.com/4134943
93. (sam) (6↑, 9↓)
a stupid hooker that loves to steal guys from girls. she is very unattractive and man like, but she is a total slut that will have your man in a maximum of a week. watch out for any sams, they are the worst. liking her statuses makes her very very upset, and i think it is quite hilarious. they are very fond of STD's, and are totally slutty in a mannish kind of manner. they will pretend to be your friend and get to know you, just so they can find out who you like and date them. do NOT trust them with anything. she will fuck any guy and suck their cock with pleasure. they do not brush their teeth and sort of may resemble a fat, stupid, hairy twat. guys like her for her boobs, and they like her because she will put out on the first date. she thinks going around fucking every guy is "mature." she deserves to get a large ass-whooping and all of her secrets told. so that shall be done. yes. so that, my friend, is the definition of "sam."

oh dude, shes about to pull a sam. watch out for her, shes such a sam\!\!

94. (sam) (22↑, 25↓)
Sexually Active Mongoose an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall

"hmmmmmmm sam?"

Author: Girtruid Measure http://sam.urbanup.com/3469873
95. (sam) (82↑, 85↓)
a girl who takes a guy's virginity

wow. my friend's such a sam. she took 6 guys' virginities.

96. (Sam) (0↑, 4↓)
A stupid fat ugly emo with no life

Sam Sam Sam Wrist slitting slut, Does it everyday cut cut

Author: Sam2gdsyjsf http://sam.urbanup.com/6199973
97. (sam) (1↑, 5↓)
guy who is a whore and SAM stands for STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

You're such a sam.

Author: pizza boy lovvvvvah http://sam.urbanup.com/6014482
98. (Sam) (0↑, 4↓)
A word usualy depicted for a michael jackson impersonator. A guy that looks like MJ but cannot dance like him, many girls think he is thick and smells quite bad and most people secretly hate him

"OMG that guy cannot dance and he smells realy bad, what a sam\!

Author: crazzzyfool1456 http://sam.urbanup.com/5805926
99. (Sam) (1↑, 6↓)
1-One who thinks he has absolute knowledge about video-games, but has none at all. 2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense. 3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.

Sam: "The AK74u in Black Ops is based on the one in Rambo." X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2\!" Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige\!" Y: "I'm 5th prestige." Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games\!\!\!"

100. (sam) (3↑, 8↓)
a really really incredibly massive pimple normally around the nose area

'omg i have a huge sam coming up' :(

Author: tissueelephant http://sam.urbanup.com/4934848
101. (Sam) (4↑, 10↓)
A common name given to women with an extreme sexual craving. (Whore) They are usually found walking the streets, either in search of chick or dicks. The name "Sam," is derived from the english word, "Sample." This is because many dicks are "sampled" before she settles on just one. These "women" are often are raised out of Manchester, NH.

That Sam has fucked the whole town. When do you think she will settle down?

Author: HollaAtYaGwalla http://sam.urbanup.com/4517729
102. (Sam) (9↑, 15↓)
Swag At Me

Get your SAM

Author: sexMONSTER????? http://sam.urbanup.com/3927159
103. (Sam) (1↑, 8↓)
the most amazing and gorgeous blerd on the planet :) i love you so much, i always will \<3

amber\<3sam

Author: avagambvager http://sam.urbanup.com/6065240
104. (SAM) (53↑, 61↓)
Socially akward male. A good looking guy who is extremely akward in social situations, especially when women are involved. He may introduce you to his parents on the second date, and then tell you that you're moving too fast on the third date. Or you and your friends may hang out with him for two years, only to have him finally introduce his girlfriend of 10 years that you've never heard of. Lady equivalent is a SAL (socially awkward lady)

That guy is hot, but he's such a SAM. He spends all day e-mailing me at work but then gets awkward if I ask him out for drinks after work.

105. (Sam) (63↑, 71↓)
A common name for either a girl or a boy, usually used in english text like John Doe, Tom Dick and Harry to describe a nameless person but applies to both Male and Female rather than just male."

"Any word on our missing Sam" "It could be any Sam here."

Author: Chad Pentenville http://sam.urbanup.com/2651599
106. (sam) (20↑, 28↓)
Acronym for Self Absorbed Male. Acronym derives from a couple in Canada, over a big ego boyfriend and annoyed girlfriend.

Sam: Hey sweetie, have u noticed my biceps have gotten bigger. El: eh... yeah... have u ever wondered what ur name stands for? Sam: hm... no El: i'm sure it's an acronym for Self Absorbed Male.

107. (Sam) (9↑, 18↓)
Sam- A person, or douche bag, that refuses to believe he is flawed and may as well just go suck a fat dick and call himself a cock. The only way he gets laid is to get drunk and fuck a fat chick. Yes, this is true. Also short for, Small Ass Muncher.

Dude don't pull a Sam; That chick is fat as hell.

Author: A person\!\!\! http://sam.urbanup.com/4729626
108. (Sam) (3↑, 12↓)
A Hypocritical homophobe \!\!\!

TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot\!\!

Author: A true penis lover http://sam.urbanup.com/4689952
109. (Sam) (7↑, 16↓)
Sam is what as known as a P.I.C., He will always have for back on anything.

Sam whats up my p.i.c. Sam wanna double team that hottie over there? sam- Hellz ya P.I.C. ill ram her hard

110. (sam) (22↑, 31↓)
sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla

i got slaped by sam wat did you do? talk shit. or hunny what happened a pimp hit me fo not givin him head

Author: sexyyylovee11 http://sam.urbanup.com/3933679
111. (Sam) (53↑, 62↓)
Sam is an abbreviation for the comman names "Samuel" and "Samantha". You can infer by the name Sam, that the user of the name is either lazy, and doesn't want to spell out his/her name, or so not like their current name and believe that "Sam" is slightly better. When broken down, if Sam is used for Samantha, you could assume that Sam could be tom-boyish. When used as a male refference, you would commonly refer to him as a skater boy.

"Hey there Sam, how's it going?"

Author: bsdugslgvldx http://sam.urbanup.com/2553888
112. (Sam) (5↑, 15↓)
A cute ass that likes 'shyers'. He needs a mohawk. & He onlu uses girls for one thing. He spends all of his time touching his GLAD.

You're such a sam.

Author: :]]]]]]]H\! http://sam.urbanup.com/4181297
113. (SAM) (14↑, 27↓)
Acronym that stands for "Single Asian Male".

It sucks being a SAM because almost all the SAF are looking for SWM. But that's fine, because SAMs take SWFs too.

Author: SeeJ Mk. II http://sam.urbanup.com/2148775
114. (Sam) (6↑, 20↓)
A gay boy who cries when he gets beat up.

Bro you got beat up during that friendly boxing match and started crying, what a Sam.

Author: superb at masturbation http://sam.urbanup.com/4672467
115. (Sam) (11↑, 25↓)
Large, bear like object, enjoys salmon, friget and enjoys taras mouth area. known to get wood over taras fine, fine body

oh man, did you see that sam bear getting horny over tara? imagine the after sex salmon they'll have

Author: hahahnoreally? http://sam.urbanup.com/3768722
116. (Sam) (2↑, 18↓)
the girl/girls who you cheat on your girlfriend with, get away with it, and then go back for more whenever you want.

wow, that guys got a girlfriend but he's fuckin' some girl named Sam too :)

Author: the cowboy casanova http://sam.urbanup.com/4526366
117. (Sam) (26↑, 42↓)
Somebody who is hot as hell who has a fast and easy ex girlfriend and loves to chat up his ex ex girlfriend. He is also so cool he puts out bonfires.

Lookat that sam\!

118. (Sam) (22↑, 43↓)
One whom has M.E, or myalgic encephalomeylitis. One who is tired most of the time, but when well can perform feats of impossibility.

\<after witnessing a sleeping hobo jump up and fly to the moon and back\> " DUUDE YOU ARE SAM "

Author: supermegamentalsam http://sam.urbanup.com/2934608
119. (Sam) (7↑, 29↓)
stupid hobo who doesn't want to be devoted 2 one girl 4 2 long.

Girl 1: Who's your ex? Boy 1: Sam, but now hes going out with some other guy. Girl 1: aww im srry, When did you guys break-up? Boy 1: 5 minutes ago. Girl 1: WAIT\!\! ur a guy... Boy 1: Shut up\! im.... different\!\!

Author: nihowthecom http://sam.urbanup.com/4018726
120. (Sam) (12↑, 35↓)
A person who is no fun

"Dude stop being such a Sam"

Author: Will\@kfd1423 http://sam.urbanup.com/4176627
121. (Sam) (9↑, 33↓)
A word that is in some contries is used as a curse word despite the fact that in many areas such as the US it is a common frist name.Thus sometimes a individual will not know he or she is being cursed at but in fact he or she thinks that the other individual is mistakeing their name for someone elses but of course you have probaly never heard someone use this word in this matter becuase very very few people do even in other contries.

Two people are haveing a conversation (although this rarley happens with ethier person useing the word sam) Person 1: Hey\! relax\! Person 2: You said you'd have the money by 4:00\! Person 1:Yhea but i got a little held up so its gonna be another few days Person 2: SAM\!\! Person 1:...... what? Person 2: Oh nothing just have it ready soon As you can see Person 1 had no idea that Person 2 shouted out a curse. And just too remind you this rarely rarely ever happens

122. (Sam) (10↑, 35↓)
A whiny type of person who thinks that the world owes them something. Most Sam's are loners with not many friends. They will argue at any chance that they get, and continue to fight their battle even after they have been proven wrong. They rarely have jobs, and don't like to work hard even when they do.

Man\! How about you do some work and stop being such a Sam?

123. (Sam) (8↑, 33↓)
A completly creepy guy, who never takes no as answer... fancys himself to be in love with you and wont fuck off. Put simply is a STALKER

*hot girl* See that [guy] over there *other hot girl* Yeah *hot girl*while he's a complete Sam *other hot girl*does he like [stalk] you? *hot girl* Yeah and he wont leave me and my [boyfriend] alone\!

Author: Lill Miss Sunshine http://sam.urbanup.com/4003719
124. (sam) (30↑, 56↓)
The biggest stoner you will ever find normally hidden in the suburbs of ramsgate.

Oh my god dude you are the biggest sam ever \!\!\!\!\!

Author: LEMMONS ARE...COOL http://sam.urbanup.com/3329494
125. (Sam) (33↑, 59↓)
One with the same of Sam normally eats Ham for breakfast.

Like in the book Sam I am. I will not eat green eggs and ham\!

126. (sam) (12↑, 39↓)
noun : a [gay] who thinks he is [cool] but in actual fact no one likes him and everyone reckons he will turn out [gay] or [bisexual].

i think he is a bit of a [sam]

Author: (:thesex.dieu de sexe http://sam.urbanup.com/3942141
127. (Sam) (21↑, 48↓)
Ugly creepy guy with a butt chin.

The kid has a butt on his face\! Oh, you must mean Sam.

Author: EwSamButtChin http://sam.urbanup.com/3730719
128. (sam) (16↑, 45↓)
Freaking douche bag. he likes men.

"sam, your such a freakin douche bag for raping my dog"

Author: The roflemonster http://sam.urbanup.com/3907434
129. (Sam) (3↑, 33↓)
1. A very fat person 2. Goes to cadets 3. Goes out with fat boys (and likes/licks it) ;) 4. Shags his BFs (who are guys) 5. FYI. has 1 BALL\! 6. Chases randomers with a baseball bat 7. Is a library basher 8. Sings in the shower 9. Thumps on the wall when masterbating 10. Smells like a dustbin

OMG that fat kid in the cadet uniform must be called sam\!\!\!

Author: HUNKYMONKEY ;) I AM DA SEX\!\! http://sam.urbanup.com/4402520
130. (SAM) (99↑, 130↓)
[Surface to Air Missile] Many black market buyers use this word as to buy these missiles.

"I like to meet SAM."

Author: Timothy Cheung http://sam.urbanup.com/1772966
131. (Sam) (9↑, 42↓)
shot mother fucker that no one like a ruins everthing that is fun

why would you do that you're suck a Sam

132. (Sam) (16↑, 50↓)
Uses people to go places,sucks dick,acts differently around other people.SMALL DICK,Masterbates to anime, thinks he is cool or hard,GAY OR BI,lies alot, likes it in the ass, only dates girls to cover up being gay,

That dude is such a Sam i would never want him as a friend.

133. (sam) (21↑, 55↓)
means Stupid Arsed Motherfucker often used to insult total priks

guy 1: man that guys a SAM

134. (sam) (12↑, 47↓)
a gay faggot

sam dkjsnvbdsj

Author: samxksjbcskj http://sam.urbanup.com/4097814
135. (Sam) (17↑, 54↓)
1. Horny tool who derserves nothing better than a slut. 2. Fucking bitch who likes a girl and then leaves her hanging for someone else. 3. Nothing better than a piece of shit even if he is good looking.

Omg, he like totally pulled a Sam on you.

136. (sam) (10↑, 47↓)
Another word for a foot, that has been grated by a [PedEgg].

girl 1: Man, that girl has a huge sam\! girl 2: I know its gross\! I saw foot shavings in her pasta. both: EWWW\!\!\!

Author: Lola Snickerdoodles http://sam.urbanup.com/3326343
137. (sam) (14↑, 51↓)
1 - Commonly used to describe a once popular individual who has fallen from fame but is yet to realise it. Along with gross over-confidence, a certain lack of wit sums up the personality of such a character. If you engage in general conversation with a "sam" expect frequent interruptions in the form of childish outburst of random sounds. This seems a common ritual in the every-day life of a sam and is only found amusing only by the smattering of remaining cult-followers. 2 - In certain areas of Northeast Scotland can be used to describe a random person who looks similar to Dibs.

1 - "God i can't believe that guy keeps trying to talk to me, who does he think he is?" "Relax, he's a total sam." 2 - "Woah i could have sworn i just saw Dibs." "Nah, it would have been Sam."

138. (Sam) (41↑, 78↓)
noun- A huge [turd] floating in the [Detroit] sewer system usually resulting from eating nachos at another Lions loss. Sometimes Sams can travel great distances and have been known to pop up as far away from Detroit as Vermont or North Carolina.

I went drop a Sam at Ford Field and Matt Millen was in the stall next to me.

Author: Bruce Cheeseman http://sam.urbanup.com/2699546
139. (Sam) (5↑, 42↓)
Meaning a sick person, usually someone with a stomach flu. The 'Sam' would throw up often unexpectedly. A 'Sam' is also a busybody, or an extremely annoying CPA (certified public accountant).

Person A: Oh my God, why are you being such a Sam?\! Stop memorizing all my debts to the cent\! Person B: Yeah\! Stop being such a SAM\! Or: Person A is throwing up a lot. Person B: Wow, you are being very Samish.

140. (Sam) (20↑, 58↓)
The biggest newb, n00b, or noob ever. This will never change NO MATTER WHAT. Everything he does is either on the spot, or later on, pwned the shit out of.

Man \#1:Did you see that noob? I pwned the shit out of him Filipino Man with large cock \#2 Yeah thats Sam

Author: LongrodVonHugendongg http://sam.urbanup.com/3590691
141. (sam) (19↑, 57↓)
homo who loves taking it in the ass. this type of person doesn't care who they hurt or how condescending they are. also, nobody can ever be friends with this person, although they pretend to be.

I never did anything to you\!\!\! You are such a sam\!\!\! Stop telling me what to do\!

142. (sam) (57↑, 96↓)
Suck Ass Mother Fucker

Cat \#1 Whos working today? Cat \#2 Bill. Cat \#1 Yeah, he's a SAM. Cat \#2 True dat\!

143. (sam) (25↑, 66↓)
A man who likes to wear girls clothing and thinks its cool, usually pink in colour. when in shops he wanders over to the girls section and strokes the fur coats.

Gay Kid:Hey look at my new vest Cool Kid: Dude You Look Like A Sam.. Gay Kid:But Its Pink? Cool Kid: Faggot.

144. (SAM) (99↑, 143↓)
short for Small Asian Men

"hey dong-chin, why don't you come out to the club tonight so we can rep SAM"

145. (Sam) (28↑, 76↓)
1. a word describing any abnormally skinny ginger. 2. a person who thinks he/she is the shit by making fun of cute little girls, and pretending to be emo, yet still expects to get laid. 3. a person who is so lazy, he/she hasn't gone shirt shopping since he/she was in preschool, he/she hangs around the same place all day, and he/she doesn't even completely write out their own name.

A. "Ashley Olsen's new nick name is Sam." B. "Although the blue-eyed blondie's name was Helen, we called her Sam because she claimed to be emo by listening to screamo music, painting her nails black, and wearing her 7-year old little sister's jeans." C. "If you're wondering why I'm wearing a tiny t-shirt with the name of a preschool on it, it's because my name is Sam, and I'm too lazy to go to the fucking mall and buy some new ones."

146. (sam) (76↑, 166↓)
Smart Aleck Masochist - A submissive who acts out to get attention.

"I'm normally pretty quiet, but can be a bit of a sam."

147. (sam) (129↑, 222↓)
A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.

You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.

148. (SAM) (68↑, 166↓)
SAM "Swamp Ass Man" [Swamp Ass]

"Dude, that intense game of basket ball gave me SAM"

149. (sam) (54↑, 180↓)
a part of [uncle sam]

that sam has the charecters of a typical Uncle Sam

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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  • Sam — Sam, ein sehr altes Wort, welches die Deutsche Sprache mit vielen andern gemein hat, und welches vornehmlich in einem doppelten Hauptverstande vorkommt. 1. Mit dem Begriffe der Menge, der Vielheit, und deren Verbindung; ein jetzt in dieser Form… …   Grammatisch-kritisches Wörterbuch der Hochdeutschen Mundart

  • Sam — ist: Sam (Name), siehe dort für Namensträger Sam Linux, Linux Distribution Sam (Salzburg), eine Siedlung in Salzburg Taifun Sam, ein Sturm über dem Pazifik (1999) Sam (Elektroauto), ein dreirädriges Elektroauto der Cree AG Sam (1986), ein US… …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Sam — 〈[sæ̣m]〉 1. 〈kurz für engl.〉 Samuel 2. Uncle Sam 〈scherzh. Bez. für〉 USA * * * SAM: 1) Abk. für S Adenosylmethionin; 2) Abk. für engl. scanning Auger …   Universal-Lexikon

  • Sam — V. «tío Sam». * * * Sam, Tío * * * (as used in expressions) Ervin, Sam Kim Young Sam Shepard, Sam Tío Sam …   Enciclopedia Universal

  • SAM — 〈EDV; Abk. für engl.〉 Sequential Access Method, serieller Zugriff (auf Dateien) * * * SAM: 1) Abk. für S Adenosylmethionin; 2) Abk. für engl. scanning Auger microprobe/microscopy = Raster Auger Mikroanalyse/Mikroskopie, ein …   Universal-Lexikon

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